Audrey quickly strolls down the hall while remaining ever so graceful in her sparkly flats for fear of missing the opening remarks of this year’s How to Slay while Being Silent convention.  Ever so intriguing, yet an intentional pragmatist and lover of all things classic, Audrey is capable of commanding attention whenever she enters the room,  Tonight will be no different; however, as she approaches tonight’s gathering and sees Falonda Fierce hobbling through the door, she smartly thinks to herself, “Who needs to break a knee cap in sky high heels when classic, sparkly flats can get the job done while allowing its owner to remain practical and stylish?”